A fiatal mostohaanyát, Carmen Valentinát mostohafia teherbe ejti!

I was wondering, since you and him have like the same genes, if you could help me make

that sibling for you?

Mom? Uh, I don't know if that's how it works.

But no one will know! I don't want to break it to him, he'll get really depressed.

Oh, that is really sad. Bummer. But I mean, don't you think Dad would be pissed too if I...